I can’t begin to tell my story without acknowledging my obvious shortcomings. I am petty and disloyal, even when I think I am in love. I don’t recycle or bother to call my elderly parents when they are ill.
I hate surprises-it quiets my anxiety to have a stable routine, but that means I am frequently bored. Maybe you won’t see that as a big turnoff? We all have our issues, after all.
But I will say that you can look forward to regular bouts of passion and my self-lacerating wit. I am a sharp observer and I will always let you know when you are getting on my last nerve. So, now you can ask me anything you want.
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